8.20.01. 9.20pm.
new shoes on.
i gots new shoes.
do you find it kinda weird to wear new sneakers? or is it just me? see, they're comfy, so you forget there's anything special on your feet. and you're just walking down the street, like everything's normal, and all of a sudden you happen to glance down at the street in front of you, and there are these bright glowing white things swinging back and forth where your feet should be! they are cleaner than white things should be, and they loudly proclaim their cleanliness to the world around you! all of a sudden, you get all paranoid - everyone on the street around you knows you just got new shoes! maybe they think you just bought them, and therefore have lots of money on your person right now, and maybe you'd be worth dragging into a back alley and beating you up and taking your money and peeing on your shoes! the shoes are like a beacon to the world around you, attracting the gaze of all passersby, and thereby their contempt for you the wearer. better to go barefoot, that's what i always say.
don't even get me started on my new haircut.